Hi, my name is Cristina.


Hey, everyone.

This is a live video of me in the wild. My name is not Steve.



















This is me taking over the world in a gif.












And this summarizes my life in a hyperlink.


Now, big ticket question: if you were walking by a grocery store and you accidentally make eye contact with an older lady with a REALLY sour face, would you theoretically stick your tongue out? Just asking for science.






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